Well this is the dumbest thing I've seen today

http://kryptonwatch.com/en/our-shop/krypton-watches/schroedinger1936/

It's a watch, WITH A PLATE OVER THE DIAL SO YOU CAN'T SEE THE TIME

IT FAILS AT THE MOST ESSENTIAL FEATURE OF A WATCH, WHICH IS BEING ABLE TO TELL THE GODDAMN TIME