Next April we should really send Lance Ulanoff something
Maybe a cake with "Mastodon's not dead yet motherfucker" on it
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Other sites: "I disagree with what you said, I'LL SEND YOU DEATH THREATS"
Mastodon: "I disagree with what you said, I'M GOING TO SEND YOU A CAKE WITH SNARK WRITTEN ON IT IN DELICIOUS ICING"
