SCP 4124:
Object Class: Safe
Containment Procedures:
To be held in standard humanoid containment cell
Description:
SCP presents as a human male in all ways apart from its anomalous ability
SCP is to be referred to as @jk
When the SCP enters an excited state it will begin throwing chickens in random directions while yelling "LOOK AT MY CLUCKERS"
It is currently unknown where the chickens come from but data suggests they emerge from a portal the SCP creates to the elemental plane of chickens
@troubleMoney @jk is that related to