The British government are such killjoys
Not letting me go around officiating weddings
I'm an official POPE goddamnit, I should be allowed to officiate weddings
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I could have gone for the world record for shortest ceremony
"Oi, you, you, yer 'itched, 'ave fun"
But nooooooo, apparently Discordianism isn't a "proper" religion
@troubleMoney heck that praise the golden apple