lewd, satan
@CobaltVelvet probably would be
"Hey Phil, you bring the goat?"
"What?"
"The goat, you were meant to bring a goat"
"I thought you were bringing the goat"
"No, you were meant to bring the goat"
"I don't remember agreeing to bring a goat"
"Mate, I sent you a text to make sure you remembered to get a goat, you agreed to it at the meeting last month"
"Well I don't have a goat!"
"Fuck. Okay. Where the fuck are we going to get a goat from at 11PM on a Saturday?"
lewd, satan
@CobaltVelvet "What do you mean the conference centre doesn't allow open flames? How are we meant to have candles if we're not allowed open flames?"
"Well, you're not allowed them sir"
"Damn it, SANDRA! You were meant to ask the venue if we could have open flames before you booked the place!"
