In case you're still doubt that France is becoming an authoritarian country, they just re introduced compulsory military service. And I'm in the age range of those who will be forced to do it. I don't want to. I hate it. When I'm there I'll be a piece of shit to all and every figure of authority.

I'm not, ever, touching a fucking gun

@Siphonay consider: a gun could be really useful for "accidentally" damaging more French military equipment

"Sorry sir, I missed and accidentally put 12 bullet holes in that truck's engine over there"