@colon_three you can't throw them at someone because boots are super useful

Find some bricks instead

Or molotovs

@troubleMoney they don't fit me anyway they're far too fuckin' narrow for my fat ass feet

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@colon_three well, give them to the nearest comrade they'll fit then

@troubleMoney i'm surrounded by fucking tories where i live i'd rather beat them unconcious

@colon_three trade them for a bunch of 550 cord and a pool ball then

Monkey's fists are far better at beating people unconscious

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