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cat: ?
me: IT'S A KITTY!
cat: ??
me: AREN'T YOU A GOOD LITTLE KITTY? YES YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALL SOFT AND FLOOFY
cat: ...
me: I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PETS AND SCRITCHES
cat: *walks off*

@troubleMoney Me: WHY WON'T YOU LET ME MAUL YOU WITH MY LUUUUURVS???
Cat: Bc I JUST let you do it five mins ago, we need to talk about boundaries, bruh.

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