how would we explain chillies to aliens?
"so this plant, it's evolved to contain a poison that causes great pain so that mammals won't eat them"
"yep"
"and you're putting this in your food"
"yep"
*under breath*"dumbass humans"
@noelle there's two ways to take it, either humans are badass, or we're the drunken rednecks of the universe
@troubleMoney @noelle why not both?
@troubleMoney also any plant with stimulants in is meant to make its predators' hearts blow up
humans just are big