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:thaenkin: how would we explain chillies to aliens?

"so this plant, it's evolved to contain a poison that causes great pain so that mammals won't eat them"

"yep"

"and you're putting this in your food"

"yep"

*under breath*"dumbass humans"

@noelle there's two ways to take it, either humans are badass, or we're the drunken rednecks of the universe

@troubleMoney also any plant with stimulants in is meant to make its predators' hearts blow up

humans just are big

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