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So, looks like Trump's finally plucked up enough courage to visit the UK
He'll apparently be arriving on friday the 13th of July
Luckily it's not a state visit so we won't have to wash the piss stains out of the Palace's bedding
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@cypnk well, we've been putting up with Boris Johnson for years, one more blond, bad haired, racist prick shouldn't be too hard to handle
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@troubleMoney That was a dumb reference to “Sorry” soy apology candles
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@cypnk Friday 13th AND a solar eclipse
of fucking course
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@troubleMoney I’m so soy