Show newer

their brain would be 90% violent static if they weren't such a hedonist socialite it's kind of funny

im thinking about witch's personal faith in the value of human behaviors and their deeply held belief that its their moral imperative to align themself with those behaviors, and how that's basically the only thing that's keeping them from Fucking Losing It

my wardrobe is composed entirely of t shirts, high waisted jeans, and cargo shorts, plz assume i know nothing

if witch and wraith's outfits dont make sense assume it's intentional bc theyre weird immortals. if haven's dont make sense assume its bc im stupid

every other shot type is Much, Much harder

i can beat every boss with like zero problems through stage 5, and she only gives me problems bc i havent practiced her stage much

Show thread

okay MoF's marisa c shot is not only easy i think it's. extremely op?

shut the fuck up i can 100% promise u either the albums are fine, just out of your genre/life experiences or are intentionally trying to be edgy creep out shit and u fell for it hook line and sinker

THE URS ARENT EVEN BOOSTED????????????????????????

i know theyre for the anniversary but the 7 girl events are so unpleasant and like. immediately following a bullshit rerun event and coupled with an ALL 18 GIRL HONOR SCOUTING makes me 🔪 🔪 🔪

friendship ended with love live, for the nth time. what the fuck are they d o i n g

i have become completely incapable of waking up at normal hours again, which is fun

actually i don't feel like i should be posting whining about writing rn.

me: ugh im so twitchy i want affection and attention and to be showered in compliments

anyone: "hi how are you doing?"

me: oh no i have to hide under a bed until you fuck off

thinking about the 100% vanilla au where witch and wraith get married for tax/insurance reasons and then fell in love later

🥭 boosted

say it ain't so
i will not go
turn the lights off
i'm tryna sleep here!

tis the season for me too find a palm-sized walnut to absently toss up and down every time i exit my house

i wanna draw until 2 and then go back to bed and talk to no one and do nothing i dont want to go help with yard work

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!