so does anyone here know german and is ok with taking one for the team by decyphering a nsfw caption
because this is by far the best sexy krampus card (yes there are more apparently it was like a fad for naughty postcards in the 60s and 70s in germany) and i am DESPERATE to know what the hell it says and what scenario is going on here
also dad bod krampus and i'm here for that for sure