Had Christmas dinner with some family who are worried that immigrants will erase white culture. Their culture you ask? Well the dinner was a ham with like 10 options of sides, all of which were some inappropriate ingredient mixed with mayo or whipped cream or both

These are generally called "salads". You've heard of potato salad. Maybe you have that as one option. But what about cucumber salad? That is fresh cucumber and tomato chopped and mixed with whipped cream. No stopping now; enter pretzel salad: crumbled pretzels and blueberries mixed with whipped cream (somehow not a dessert). Don't forget apple salad (boring and obvious). Then, deviled eggs, which were of course called egg salad. Wheat salad, which again is boring and obvious but made with wheat!

@baronnarcveldt don't forget grape salad (grapes, walnuts, in a lightly sweetened mayo-like base) and broccoli salad (broccoli, shredded cheese, sometimes dried cranberries if you're feeling fancy, crumbled bacon, in a more tart mayo base).

which are two things i will genuinely throw elbows for because i am white enough to love them.

plus, of course, green fluff. https://www.thekitchenismyplayground.com/2015/03/green-fluff-pistachio-watergate-salad.html