my favorite thing is that it is literally impossible to find fanfic that DOESN'T describe zenos as "a giant man with massive hands" when he's.... just the size of an elezen. and has incredibly normal sized hands
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@falsestars zo i love you but if you say to me, in my thirst, that zenos has an absolutely normal sized booty, i will crawl in your window at 3am and weep at you for such things
@wigglytuffitout im not sure what it says about me as a person that i have this on my computer, but i feel like this qualifies as an above-average ass