(and is this something i could actually be successfully sued over? decidedly no, as far as i know the lay of the legal landscape. however, parents crowing on social media about how i've corrupted their child are not bound by law, and SSI disability don't exactly pay for a hotshot libel lawyer, ya dig?) (and anyway, idk why i have to even justify much beyond 'i don't like kids listening to me talk about dicks' to be honest) (i feel like that's a dang reasonable boundary eh)