ok this little "free just pay shipping" crossbow that fires toothpicks? actually packs a surprising amount of punch. i was just able to fire a toothpick across the living room, into the hallway, with such force that it then ricocheted off the hallway wall

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....you could probably break skin with this if you had a sufficiently sharp toothpick or other toothpick-sized bolt....

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"yeah i concealed carry" i say as i pull out my palm-sized crossbow, loaded with a sewing needle; "ow what the fuck" says the mugger, "goddamn what the hell, you know you can just get pepper spray right",

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