can one of y'all good at tech shit people PLEASE invent me a robot where i can lean in, rest my head on a chin strap or whatever like i'm at the optometrist's office, and it'll measure whatever and paint on winged eyeliner when i close my eyes

P L E A S E

I WEAR GLASSES SO I CAN BARELY SEE WHAT I'M DOING WITH THEM OFF *AND* I GOT SHAKY HANDS SOMETIMES