in which USA politics continues to be an absurd shitshow
"surely this is a hoax!" NO I CLICKED IT'S REAL. (i'm braver than any US marine for clicking it and having it in my browser history, pls send sympathy cards)
HE'S VERY PANICKY ABOUT 500,000 DOLLARS BY THE END OF TODAY
y'all i made a joke about it but i'm like 75% sure now the money he wants for his wall is what he owes to a russian loanshark and he just got told "comrade, we need some money today or else dasvidanya"