nope, uterus, nope, you are NOT going to keep me up half the night with cramps and then just WUSS OUT we are DOING THIS goddammit. i'm like a month overdue technically on the as scheduled by drs but i am going to chug these pills and my period IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

AND NOT JUST NOSEBLEEDS. and no i'm not going to hold perfume by me cunt so's pliny the elder can feel like he's correct for once