logically i understand why they can't

however if i end up getting surgery on my shoulder (Please.), i still want to ask like. "listen. y'all are workin' laproscroprically up there. why not just, y'know, make some room, and then i can get a laproscopic hysterectomy at the same time? or even just, y'know, assembly line that. put me under once, pass me like a motherfucking baton in a relay race. please. please?"