Lewd, body horror?? 

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online OH SHIT CWS I FORGOT FUCK

ok but milk instead of saliva would be kind of awful as well. it's like midas touch but instead now everything tastes also of milk.

burrito... with milk. spaghetti... with milk. salt and vinegar potato chips... with milk. sardines... with milk.

you take a shot of vodka and the milk just curdles

ALAS

Lewd, body horror?? 

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online there's the new hot story idea

person is cursed so that everything they touch turns to titties

they meet their soulmate

who is cursed so that everything they touch turns to teeth

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Lewd, body horror?? 

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online

AND WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED

THEY MADE

MASTODON!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!! IVE FOUDN THE SECRET LORE!!!!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE

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