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every time i see a joke, meme, and so on along the lines of "what did watson and crick discover? ....rosalind franklin's notes." my crops are watered, my skin clears, and five dollars is deducted from my student loan balance

will i get a chance to actually punch james watson (number one motherfucker on my 'punch on sight' list)? probably not at this point

however catch me bedazzling a she-wee so i can go piss on his grave after doing the macarena on it

i will be happy to make additional matching bedazzled she-wees for anyone else to go piss on his grave

if you have plumbing where she-wees are not needed, i would be happy to bedazzle you some sort of... sleeve? ruffle? collar? don't worry tho i'll make sure it's lined so you don't get unfortunate chafing

will also do bedazzled tp holder for those who do not think piss is enough

we're all in this together after all

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