i think i've hit upon my new Standard Baby Shower gift
it's cute, funny, gender-neutral, and practical (at least in part)
gonna look for a kid sized version of https://www.amazon.com/Burrito-Blanket-Giant-Tortilla-Adults/dp/B01N05KZQY/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=throw+throw+burrito&qid=1551813405&s=gateway&sr=8-3&fbclid=IwAR2RQRxh7xCINx9T9ONcR0gwZ4Ns-gOoR5RMzGKcAHlkOJ0HTh2LQffNiKM and then plushies that look like tomato and lettuce. JUST SWADDLE YOUR BABY INTO A BURRITO
broke: gender roles
woke: put babies into blankets that look like tortillas and garnish with things like https://www.guineapigmarket.com/lettuce-lounger so that they become burritos