anyway with that angst sorted pls imagine this, The Office style:
obi-wan: i wouldn't say i'm a trendy dieter, no, but i do try to make some effort to be health-conscious, you know, you get out what you put in, and it pays to find those clean eating options, so things like this kale and quinoa salad --
anakin, distantly, mouth full: LOL THIS TWINKIE'S OLDER THAN YOU ARE OBI-WAN
obi-wan: Oh
obi-wan: My God
obi-wan: AND YOU ATE IT?????????!!!!!!!!
anakin: duh yeah it was a twinkie
obi-wan BUT IT WAS OUT OF DATE
anakin: lmao those labels never mean anything bro it was fine
obi-wan: ANAKIN IT WAS OUT OF DATE *BEFORE YOU WERE BORN*!!! WHAT THE F U C K
anakin: like maybe a little stale but like, it's a twinkie, so who can tell lmfao. still good!
obi-wan: OH
obi-wan: MY
obi-wan: G O D
force qui-gon jinn: (distant ghostly laughing)
