ngl makeup application is probably the one thing that makes me grit my teeth and consider contact lenses/lasik or whatever

then i remember that my eyeballs don't like contact lenses (the inside of my eyelids start building up protein and it feels gritty and awful), and lasik might not even work/is expensive

but still

would be nice to be able to see more than like 8 inches from my face so i could BLEND MY FUCKING EYESHADOW