also tho being token cishet i have realized that although i shoot for motherly energy, i actually end up somewhere else. the white eyelet lace curtains, the crystal bowls full of werther's originals, the cream for my aching joints after i comment on how i know rain must be coming, the urge to just slip twenty dollar bills (and possibly packaged leftovers) into the pockets of my friends when they aren't looking because I NEED TO MAKE SURE THEY LEAVE WITH SOMETHING...

i am big grandma energy

@wigglytuffitout I don't know you that well but from what I have seen I would say **accurate**

@InspectorCaracal it's true, it's all true

(except i use two old goats cream instead of aspercream or bengay so at least i smell a little more herb-y and a little less nursing home)