@wigglytuffitout my surprise at these results is Zero

@InspectorCaracal competitive solitaire but there is only one character in the entire series

@wigglytuffitout competitive ONLINE solitaire staring a NEET

@wigglytuffitout dammit I would watch this show

@InspectorCaracal competitive online solitaire card game anime that is very overdramatic, with the main character being a NEET

and he's still the only character

@wigglytuffitout yes

@InspectorCaracal ...PERFECT.

@ hollywood and @ whatever anime hollywood is: hire us

@wigglytuffitout I don't think there is an anime hollywood but I'm horribly, horribly tempted to write a webcomic of this

@wigglytuffitout the character design would be super easy because it's just one guy. the backgrounds would be easy because it's just one room. 90% of the work would be researching competitive online solitaire techniques so I could reliably overdramatize a single move into three pages

@wigglytuffitout several pages of The Protagonist sweating as he works through the strategy of whether to put the Six of Hearts onto the Seven of Spades or the Seven of Clubs

@InspectorCaracal concept to heighten it into proper-ass satire:

do one set of drawings for the comic. just one.

then do different dialog but just that

sometimes wildly different

like dinosaur comics, but overdramatic anime

@wigglytuffitout okay this actually has promise

if I do it I will credit you

@InspectorCaracal EXCELLENT

MY NONSENSE TAKES FORM TO BETTER INFECT THE UNIVERSE