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nintendo support: please ONLY send the part for repair and NOTHING ELSE
camera pans to me, narrowing my eyes rebelliously as i write a cheerful little letter to the tech who will end up repairing my joy-con and enclose a pikachu sticker as bribery to do an extra good job
did i just bust myself by tweeting this and including an @ to the nintendo account?
yes
is the joke worth it?
i'm going to say definitely yes.
also i can think of no higher bribe than "please take this fat pikachu to fix my joycon before the splatfest"