@InspectorCaracal i may be too used to tumblr still, because i had reached the annoying amount of followers for some goddamn reason where it was that perfect balance of "nobody comes for reasonable conversation, BUT AS SOON AS YOU POKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE FOXHOLE YOU BEST BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR HAT SHOT CLEAR OFF"
so it's just me glaring warily, armed to the teeth, casting firebolt i mean 💿 🐴 into the darkness
@InspectorCaracal (still bitter about the person who decided to have a roaring go at me for passing out toys instead of candy for halloween. like jfc random tumblr dude. do you fucking hate joy or what. "it's plastic ticky-tacky they'll just throw away you're harming the environment!!!" one did you even SEE the toys i picked? eggs filled with dino erasers. DINO ERASERS. also two it's not like reeses pb cups are perfectly eco-friendly!!! LET ME LIVE)
@wigglytuffitout dinosaur erasers are an EXCELLENT halloween choice
@wigglytuffitout at least you aren't casting magic missile at the gazebo