I FEEL LIKE I'VE JUST FOUND SOME SORT OF FEDIVERSE ROSETTA STONE. THIS IS A MAJOR DISCOVERY. WHO WANTS TO CO-AUTHOR THE PAPER WITH ME.

i understand it. i UNDERSTAND now. this is a BREAKTHROUGH. it's animorphs! IT'S ANIMORPHS. THE UR FURRY-TF-KINK PROGENITOR.

i still don't understand the pool toys, mind you, but listen, i'll get there. i'll get there. just give me a research grant and i'll get there