"harp are you just saying that because you're fed up of solas"
a. yes, b. it's a bland racist egg. he's just tiresome. c. if they wanted to do elf shit idk why they would go kill of flemeth, who we both got to know and is Actually Interesting, and most importantly,
d. I'M KINDA OVER SO MUCH ELF STUFF IN DRAGON AGE ACTUALLY. BIOWARE: PLEASE REMEMBER DWARVES EXIST AND ARE PART OF THIS WORLD
xoxo, grey warden roswynn aeducan, first paragon of the topside, etc etc
i mean honestly, what is the more interesting character to you
A: white dude who blathers in a pseudointellectual style but is very snooty
B: somebody's mischevious mom who made you pizza rolls and is cool but also might be out to murder your pal, is a swamp witch, can turn into a FRICKIN DRAGON, and is actually a being of ancient power that the heroes owe one to after saying "oh sure we owe you one it's good" before realizing who she is
B
I'M GOING WITH B
B IS INTERESTING
GIMME B
wow a white cishet dude being smugly intellectual about his bigotry, i have never seen that anywhere before bioware, what a fucking revelation,
anyway can you remember that dwarves exist please?
yes there was that one bit of story in da2 i appreciated it but what about -
ok yes there's the scout in da:i, i loved her, but -
oh there's like two missions where all we get is like, text, because it's on the war table. that's all we get for dwarf lore.
oh ok.
CUE SADNESS, IN AEDUCAN.
if solas were in the real world he would be yet another mediocre youtuber a la Thunderfoot or Sargon of Akkad and we all know it
please yeet him off the stage and bring back the actually interesting characters, DON'T GIVE HIM AN ENTIRE GAME TO SMARM ABOUT IN BIOWARE, i will fucking DIE of BOREDOM
you're killing me, bioware. you're killing your aeducan