unfortunately i have already written the chapter of this abominable fanfic wherein garrus pats luke on the shoulder and goes "y'know, kiddo, as you grow older, a man gets certain urges..."

"garrus you know i'm like 23 right -"

"don't interrupt kiddo it's rude. anyway, when a man grows up, he realizes that all he really wants is a redhead girlfriend who can beat him up... it's as natural as the birds and the bees..."