the other bonus of ao3 is that i get to blather in the tags, with such classic tags as

"It's going to get weird. I'm going to make it weird"

"m rating sadly not for sex"

"EXTRA SPICY NOT MILD HURT/COMFORT AYYY"

and of course this classic series of tags,

"I got very mad at the Cursed Child because of its terrible execution"
"So I have smacked JK [Rowling] until she got her mitts off the base concept and it is now mine."
"As is the way of all good and decent fanfiction writers."