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( @purism / #purism voice) we're an extremely ethical company. you can tell because in our social network, nobody is able to make any abuse reports and all abuse reports incoming from other masto instances are rejected. nobody would ever need information from such things or to use such tools.
ethics! aka: if you're not a cishet white techbro and therefore might be harassed on the internet, feel free to use our service to Get Fucked!
anyway with the pattern being set, i can't wait for purism's super secure super new super phone to ship, and be revealed as actually an iphone 7 with a big sticker that says ETHICS pasted over the apple logo
is this toot a bit mean? yes
however i think that as people open the hood, as it were, and peek at what lies within, it's utterly hilarious to see how the same ol' same ol' capitalism-bad-actually can entrance a large part of mastodon by running linux and saying "ethics" enough times, rather like dexter in that "omelette du fromage" episode of dexter's lab