on one hand, as an emory grad, i feel like i should be making a lot more of my regular "sorry, i'm contractually obligated to shill for coca-cola now due to my student loans" jokes
on the other hand, i'm pretty sure that i'd get cancelled for being an actual corporate shill when my aim is to just poke massive fun at my alma mater
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the real lesson i learned at college is that if you just kick out the guy who's going to invent coca-cola after he flunks all his classes, you too can be absolutely rolling in filthy lucre!
Thanks, Emory!
