@lynnesbian i would tease but honestly, my dad has started his day with a cola for the last, uh.... christ. i want to say 40-odd years. so i think it's a bit glass houses and all that given the family in which i have been born
we did get him to go from breakfast always being "coke and two choc chip cookies" to "coke and poptart" to now "coke and cheese n' crackers" which is like... some sort of attempt at incremental healthiness, i suppose