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"How many sexual harassment reports has Data gotten through sheer ignorance of human behavior"
star trek tng shitpost
@InspectorCaracal alternatively:
if data has uploaded starfleet_sexual_harassment_seminar.dll, he's the one going around assuming that everyone else is getting sexually assaulted for a bit
the guidelines get updated with more experience but picard cries/troi nearly laughs herself sick at some points
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@wigglytuffitout good!! very good I like this
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@InspectorCaracal picard gives riker a friendly pat on the shoulder and data is IMMEDIATELY THERE with a trauma blanket, kind words from the approved starfleet script, and the memorized com number of starfleet human resources confidential reporting line. riker does not live this down for MONTHS
troi tries not to laugh and only succeeds in staying mostly quiet but does end up rolling straight out of her chair doing that silent "too funny to breathe" wheezing
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@wigglytuffitout oh my god I want this episode so much now I'm so SAD it's not REAL
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@InspectorCaracal of course the serious part of the episode gets to be riker confronting some internalized misogyny/idea that he could never be victim of sexual harassment
but it's mostly troi trying to be all "no no you're right it's a very serious thing and that is starfleet protocol i just - i just need a SNRK - a momeeAHAHAHA"
guinan gets in at least thirty good quips about it, probably rapid-fire, while setting Data straight