new star trek tng spinoff series idea:
guinan
it's just guinan chilling in ten forward, solving people's problems for them, and inventing sometimes-topical new cocktails (today's special: "the warrior's drink", prune juice with a floating layer of jagermeister, which is set on flame before you drink it)
@wigglytuffitout Y E S
@wigglytuffitout episodic slice of life dramedy, IN SPACE
@wigglytuffitout I like this idea a lot :D
@guinan whelp y'all it's fucking canon now, you heard the lady
@wigglytuffitout there was an anime called "Bartender" a few years back that was essentially just a bartender listening to their patrons stories and sometimes giving advice and I'd be extremely down for this but guinan
the special that has become a permanent menu item is "the picard day special: tea, earl grey, hot, with enough rum in it to deal with whatever bullshit is happening today" (aka rum, neat, with a tiny droplet of tea carefully applied to the top by pipette)
also tribbles happen at some point, because they are the best part of star trek sorry it's just facts