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i did my makeup pretty good today and was all "oh i look cute, maybe i will take a good selfie when i get back home" and THEN like a FOOLISH FOOL i said "oh sure, i can come with you to the grocery store after this appointment"
now i return a sweaty mess, mostly dead, raccoon-eyed and all
not even sweating bc of the heat (well ok, but only a little)
but rather that really nasty sweating that's like. "hey, just fyi, it's me, your body. we're about to be in massive pain. but you can push through it a little bit more, since we're diverting all screaming into sweating. as soon as you get finished and sit down, though, You're Gonna Get It. okay bye!"