the voice acting in this game continues to be hilariously bad, but at least i'm cute

and i get to ride on a uhhhhhhhhh......... whatever this is

on his apple backpack

i'm just calling him The Apple Loving Fuck

@InspectorCaracal it is extremely kawaii. i am sure there were board meetings detailing the Apple Loving Fuck's kawaii level. somebody designed it for maximum cuteness, in committee.

i am both awed and terrified

@wigglytuffitout it looks like a giant cross between a hamster and a raccoon

a hamcoon

@InspectorCaracal i think tanuki is probably in there somewhere as well but i do believe he traded his massive balls in for apples

good for you, Apple Loving Fuck

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@InspectorCaracal well that WOULD explain why they're so comfortable to sit on, but not why they're in a basket or why he consumes 10 per kilometer as per in-game tooltip :blobthonkang:

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