note that this is one of those times where it started out a shitpost but i honest to god do desire this object, because summer is here in georgia, i am dying of heat, and i know that my spoonie, sick, in pain ass can't twist myself into the pretzels required to shave my own legs

@wigglytuffitout what if we engineered, like, a snail or a slug that ate keratin and had a raspy tongue so it could slither all over you and eat your hair