me: writing is too hard, i wish i could write, i wonder where my writing brain is

writing brain: sup bitch it's me

me: hooray!!! so about that next chapter of -

writing brain: no time to talk we need to make several thousand words of Leon Kennedy getting sex pollen'd with Mr. X despite watching like half an episode of a playthru of the remake and not playing any resident evil games ourselves whatsoever

me: but

me: wait

me: why