-cerave and cetaphil are both wretched and awful things you shouldn't bother to put on your face.

-vegan cosmetics might not actually be a good ideal and i'd rather have crushed up bugs than "we can only say this is a pressed pigment bc it's not actually approved for use on eyes"

-hormonal birth control is going to be something looked at in 80 years as "i can't believe they'd be so stupid and inhumane"