honestly, if i wouldn't feel bad about suckering people into bullshit, i could be a *fantastic* purveyor of flimflammery

like i know enough history, have an english degree, and can wikipedia world mythology, i could write one hell of a pack of bull to pass off some type of ~folksy mysticism~

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but if i get the spoons to do that, i should prolly just sell out in a way i'm comfortable with first, e.g., write that erotica novel l m f a o