altho i recognize many of them in Painting Tiny Shit Siblings-In-Arms with my bjd hobby, there's one and only one way i will ever consider playing warhammer 40k:
the orks (objectively the best part of the entire setting) hear tales of mighty Queens of yore, practicing a martial art called Drag with which to slay their enemies. being mushrooms, they decide that since gender is bullshit anyway, time to try it out to see wat do.
and then i have an army of beautiful ork ladies in red dresses.
note: i may be of the opinion orks are the *only* good part of the entire setting, don't at me i know i'm right etc etc.
no men-in-dresses shit jokes either. every lady ork is beautiful and pristine and gets an impressive speed boost due to wearing gorgeously-tailored red dresses (bc it's the go-fast color of course). also you're never REALLY disarmed with eyeliner so sharp it can kill.
(then i go to 40k events and lay out my army and :3 while shitty neckbeards get real mad.)
