nobody:

absolutely nobody:

nobody at all in #splatoon2 's player base:

me: the final splatfest goes beyond the struggle between the two hosts, the struggle of id versus superego, to introduce hidden lore. consider pearl, the wild child too affluenza'd for consequences yet yearning to be free of her gilded cage, versus marina, raised to be a cog in the octarian military-industrial complex and seeking that familiar order, fed might-makes-right as virtue. in this essay i will