hap father's day
if ur dad sucks
i am now your dad, despite being a cishet woman
let's go grill a football, sport
@Alyx you sure can sport, just don't tell mom in case she thinks you're gonna spoil your dinner
@wigglytuffitout Can I call you "Daddy"? >;3
@KayGRadley if you do that i will punch you straight into the sun and ground you from social media for the next five decades because i get way too much of that creepy shit trying to be tossed at my person due to an interest in lolita fashion when i just want to wear lace and not be part of anyone's fetish and it is incredibly tiresome to have to continue dodging and weaving such bullshit as the background radiation of existing.
@wigglytuffitout Sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.
@wigglytuffitout wow! can I have a taco pie at the baseball gridiron