of course that's in my "make me director, DC" dream movie where no major male characters show up
at all
minor characters, maybe. maybe voice on the telephone. but faces on that screen lol
as harley quinn and poison ivy, after their marriage, declare they're going to really go straight this time and then end up falling into "crime" once more, mentored by catwoman, in the art of "these things are technically illegal, but morally right, so what's batman gonna do about it huh"
batwoman is faced between "take them in for minor crimes that are technically illegal but also break their parole" and "let the lesbian newlyweds go to help the world"
and she has a moment of saying she's dedicated to justice right before batman yells at her over the phone to keep ivy and harley there so that HE can make sure to come capture them AS ONLY HE CAN
so she then sits down and goes "oh no i'm totally trapped, boy it would be a pity if y'all just ran out and stole a car eh"
so she lets harley and ivy go in a moment of sister solidarity, a "listen here's your chance to go stop living under the crushing bullshit of men in power dictating how you should be. y'all go save the amazon or some shit"
and then harley and ivy ride off into the sunset in a stolen convertible to go make the world a better place
the end
fucking hire me DC
bonus: after-credits scene cuts to Wonder Woman taking a stroll in around the amazon in a city or something
totally spots Harley and Ivy
they sweat nervously as she walks over cheerfully and they are very much in "fuck we're in trouble" mode
instead wonder woman "introduces" herself because "clearly ;) we've never met ;) before ;)", and is very obviously going "y'all are doing good work here. i ain't gonna fuck it up. if batman asks i met some nice researchers. y'all have fun now"
catwoman acts as their mentor and perhaps also occasional relationship counselor, and the moral is along the lines of "doing real good is better than harming yourself out of guilt to punish yourself for the rest of your life"
batwoman ends up on their tail trying to track them down
but the final battle it's revealed that harley and ivy are basically on their way out of gotham to go, say, to the amazon to help turn back the tide of deforestation