ngl i have a plotbunny running around in my head as i play botw, and the main obstacle is
figuring out how to actually write zelda as zelda, and not "a hundred years of hangin' in there against ancient evil mean i have developed a sense of humor that i've clearly borrowed from Hawkeye of M*A*S*H. listen it was a lot of time for reruns okay? also what's a princess got to do to get a cup of coffee around here, fuckssake. i need that energy for subtly messing with link outta love" zelda
at this rate i'll write it and the first comment is going to be
"you labeled this sidlink and also zeldalink and also "all of hyrule is now a polycule converging on link" which are all great things i'm into, but this appears to be a thinly veiled treatise on the domestic worldbuilding of the zorua?????"
@wigglytuffitout you have high expectations of fanfic commenters
@InspectorCaracal ...yeah, i totally am
all i'd get is either *cricket noises* or "great!! when are you writing more???????????????? update pls!!!!!!!!" as... per the usual...
a secondary obstacle is one part of my brain going "okay! here's your hurt-comfort setup! end of the game link's mostly dead, zelda panic-teleports them to the zorua domain, aaand GO" and got back a response of "no no wait the hurt-comfort can come later, let's plot out a comedy scene as all the sharkfolks run around in a panic trying to find clean clothes of some type for zelda to wear after she takes a shower. frantic sewing shenanigans is some choice comedy, right?"