so the closer i get to finishing botw, the closer i get to writing fanfic
please consider the following.
sidon: ...yeah but, isn't it selfish of me to date both of them at the same time? i mean you've gotta be pissed about it even though you're a ghost, right, sis?
mipha: let me get this straight, sidon, my dear little brother. >
so the closer i get to finishing botw, the closer i get to writing fanfic
mipha: the one who says at most three words per day and growled at you three days ago because you woke him up too early, yet somehow managed to spend his months training carefully penning a last will and testament because he was so sure calamity ganon was going to kill him? that link?
sidon: ooer,
so the closer i get to finishing botw, the closer i get to writing fanfic
mipha: and you mean princess zelda, like zelda who also has sort of always expected to be dead at this point in time and also blames the ruin of her kingdom on herself by her lifelong struggles with inadequacy, who spent the last hundred years tangling mano-a-mano with the big bad in psychic combat after seeing everyone she cared for die or be as good as dead, >
so the closer i get to finishing botw, the closer i get to writing fanfic
mipha: and who is currently sobbing in a closet somewhere because it's been so long since she had a physical body to inhabit that she feels like she's pretending and doesn't know how to cope, but is currently considering starting breakfast with like half a bottle of brandy because it's the best idea she's got right now despite her intelligence thus making her feel like more of a failure? that zelda? >
so the closer i get to finishing botw, the closer i get to writing fanfic
sidon: ...................sis you're sounding almost like you expect me to date them just to look after them
mipha: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SIDON, PLEASE, DATE BOTH THE HYLIANS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE SURE THEY SURVIVE OUT THERE.
(and thus, ladies and gentlebeings, it's an ot3.)
so the closer i get to finishing botw, the closer i get to writing fanfic
mipha: you're talking about link, as in the hylian who has spent the last months of training just assured that he's going to die in the final battle, because he blames the state of the kingdom on his failure, and is currently held together with duct tape and healing potions while also waking up screaming from nightmares like regular clockwork and has gone semi-feral due to running around alone and is a general mess?